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Ask Algorithm is a blog where the brilliant Algorithm Algordon, esteemed gnomish citizen of Azeroth, answers your inquiries about anything at all!
Ask Away: AskAlgorithm@gmail.com
DISCLAIMER: Ask Algorithm may include adult themes, adult activity, hard language, intense or persistent violence, sexually-oriented nudity, or drug abuse. No promises, though.
Example:
- Where do baby gnomes come from?
- How are you this big of a loser?
- What is the Ashbringer?
- Die in a fire.
All valid things that I will respond to!
How does one, such as yourself, reach the elusive gnome? You can ‘Ask Algorithm’ via one of the following channels:
- Email me at AskAlgorithm@gmail.com
- Leave a comment on any thread on the blog
- Message me on my character, Algorithm (Smolderthorn-US)
- Telepathy (These questions have a noticeably lower response rate)
And now…
Welcome my pretties to the most pathetic, half-baked blog idea in the world!
Wait. That’s a terrible start.
Let’s try that again shall we? *clears throat*
Welcome friends to the ‘Blog of Tomorrow!’
Today!
The blog of tomorrow! Now, with, um, 50% less bacteria!
Did you know that bacteria is the leading cause of death among blogs? Well… I mean it’s not the leading cause *now,* obviously. But it will be… tomorrow. And this is, um, a tomorrow blog.
… Fuck. I didn’t think it was possible to fail that hard again.
Ask Algorithm Blog Start: Take 3.
Ahoy, appreciated adventurers of Ask Algorithm!
You’ve stumbled upon the amazing, astonishing, astounding… Ask Algorithm! The Q&A of epic proportions! The item level is through the roof! The exclamation points are everywhere!
I’ve got what you need!
Ask Algorithm 